sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via yourinfiniteescape)

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

(Source: socialismartnature, via nothing-left-to-analyze)

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

(via ruinedchildhood)

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

(via mediocregrandma)

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(via mediocregrandma)

hockeyishappiness:

Instagram for O’Reilly was the best idea ever.

(via bluecheeseblues)

jumbojoethornton:

boston-gobragh:

bosstownbruins:

bridypoi:

bosstownbruins:

raskbutt:

How to spend the next month drunk off your ass

"2 Us 2 Ks 2 DRINKS!"  
YASSS

I’d love to do this but I’m way to lightweight haha id be drunk after the first 20

lol I’d love to do this but I have no one to do it with and I ain’t drinkin alone

hellbentand-prep
GRAB YOUR DICK AND DRINK

jumbojoethornton:

boston-gobragh:

bosstownbruins:

bridypoi:

bosstownbruins:

raskbutt:

How to spend the next month drunk off your ass

"2 Us 2 Ks 2 DRINKS!"  

YASSS

I’d love to do this but I’m way to lightweight haha id be drunk after the first 20

lol I’d love to do this but I have no one to do it with and I ain’t drinkin alone

hellbentand-prep

GRAB YOUR DICK AND DRINK

(via colberts-report)

lundqvisition:

As the New York Rangers head into the playoffs, here’s to the ones who played a part in getting us here, the ones who started the season with us but won’t be here to finish it

lundqvisition:

As the New York Rangers head into the playoffs, here’s to the ones who played a part in getting us here, the ones who started the season with us but won’t be here to finish it

(via dominicmoore)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via mediocregrandma)

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via saiyan1997)

(Source: notclarissa, via mediocregrandma)

ask-koki-kariya:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY


Did you really just say poultry? Just leave, no, don’t insult that little cuttie.

ask-koki-kariya:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Did you really just say poultry? Just leave, no, don’t insult that little cuttie.

(via bellawashername)

danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

(Source: vinesnow, via bellawashername)