wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
'93 baby, Jersey born Jersey bred, msmc '15, Edinburgh till Christmas,New York Rangers fan, music fan, world traveler
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
How to spend the next month drunk off your ass
"2 Us 2 Ks 2 DRINKS!"
I’d love to do this but I’m way to lightweight haha id be drunk after the first 20
lol I’d love to do this but I have no one to do it with and I ain’t drinkin alone
GRAB YOUR DICK AND DRINK
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Did you really just say poultry? Just leave, no, don’t insult that little cuttie.