patrickat:

spyderqueen:

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.

Did you mean: Congress?

(Source: misandryad, via colberts-report)

thespacebetween100:

I WANT A PUPPY SO BAD IT HURTS.

thespacebetween100:

I WANT A PUPPY SO BAD IT HURTS.

(Source: gypsythug, via imadivergentbeliever)

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

lidstrom:

ohvegeta:

“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”

other captions for this picture:

“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”

“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”

“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”

“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”

“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”

“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”

MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS.  NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”

(Source: imaginesaam, via hockeyandthepursuitofhappiness)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via hockeywashergame)

When I try to write a whole paper the night before it’s due

whatshouldbetchescallme:

dont yell at me

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

(Source: babylizard, via colberts-report)

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

(via talesofawashedupmermaid)

fandom-inc:

*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA

(Source: postllimit, via talesofawashedupmermaid)

"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."

Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via mylifeasjessss)

(Source: so-nyeo-shi-daze, via talesofawashedupmermaid)

dorothysgale:

get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite female characters» Tasha Jefferson (Taystee)

"This ain’t The fucking Help, bitch. But you will eat my shit."

(via talesofawashedupmermaid)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via holdon-painends729)